I Am Your Stalker ...
wowfunniestposts:

 this blog is hilarious
  • Teacher: Schools almost over
  • Teacher: and this is crazy
  • Teacher: but here's three projects
  • Teacher: due by friday

xjinkeyy:

Onew walks like a gangster


Key walks like a diva


Minho walks like a prince


Taemin walks like a model


And Jonghyun stands there like a boss


(via tae-ramisu)

JAY Park's Butterfly Story
  • Jay Park: Alright, I'm a bit tired so I'm just gonna sit here for a bit. Imma tell you guys a story about this caterpillar and butterfly.
  • Audience: Awwww
  • Jay Park: So there was this caterpillar, and it was eating. It ate so much that when it was in its cocoon, it broke the cocoon and wasn't able to turn into a butterfly.
  • Audience: Wtf?????
  • Jay Park: Now, the moral is...
  • Audience: The fuck the moral for this is?
  • Jay Park: Nah, I'm so serious, there's a moral for this. Now the moral is that I just really wanted time to just sit here and catch my breath that's all.
  • Omg ;~; Wae
wowfunniestposts:

 this blog is hilarious

do you ever play music you find on your dash and it’s nice and pleasant and you’re enjoying listening to it but for a second you forget it’s coming from your dash so you refresh your tumblr and as you are hitting refresh you realize your mistake and you’re like NOWAITFUCKSTOP— but it’s too late and the music is gone

(Source: phoenixbow, via jongrassicpark)